The Totally Secure Prime Minister’s WhatsApp Group
Members Only, Issue 1633
Members Only, Issue 1633
Right, as we go up to Liverpool, I want us to concentrate on the important issues rather than gossip and tittle-tattle about what I’m wearing and who paid for it.
Angela Rayner
Yes, everyone should put a sock in it!
Yes, everyone should put a sock in it!
Waheed Alli
Socks? Who wants socks? Egyptian cotton? Designer footwear?
Socks? Who wants socks? Egyptian cotton? Designer footwear?
Lord Alli has been removed from the group and his Number Ten pass withdrawn.
Morgan McSweeney
The boss is right. No more talk about freebies. The optics are terrible.
The boss is right. No more talk about freebies. The optics are terrible.
Waheed Alli
Optics? Anyone need glasses?
Optics? Anyone need glasses?
Lord Alli of Baba has again been removed from the group and his new Number Ten pass put in the office’s new shredder, kindly donated by Lord Alli.
Wes Streeting
Let’s be honest, PM, it is a bit of a problem.
Let’s be honest, PM, it is a bit of a problem.
I can’t see it.
Waheed Alli
What do you need? Varifocals? Bifocals? Tinted?
What do you need? Varifocals? Bifocals? Tinted?
Lord Alli has yet again been removed from the group and his latest new Number Ten pass has been put in the new office incinerator, kindly donated by a former television executive.
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