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Issue 1539

1m Crowd - Donald Trump claimed, against all evidence, turned up to his inauguration as president in Washington DC in 2017

10,000 Crowd - Donald Trump now claims, against all evidence, did not turn up at his instigation to stage murderous insurrection in Washington DC in 2021

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Nation in shock as vaccine roll-out goes quite well… UK government shuts stable door at border 10 months after horse has bolted… Mr Bumble 'defends workhouse food rations'… Afghanistan offers peace-keeping troops to Washington to save failed state… Opening soon near Vegas – The Trump Presidential Library, Casino & Strip Club… Only real Daleks can play Daleks, insists Doctor Who creator… The Rt Hon Michael Gove, as told to Craig Brown

EU jabs
Now Brussels feels the needle

Bloody cheek
The tainted blood cover-up continues

RIP-off
Slicker's tribute to the late Sir David Barclay

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