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Dog's dinner
Puppy farms , Issue 1620
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The private members' bill has widespread support in parliament. But it only seeks to ban animals coming into the UK from abroad, so home-grown puppy farmers will still be free to sell their mass-produced dogs in the UK – or, if they want, export them worldwide. They can continue to house hundreds of dogs in questionable conditions, separate pups from their mothers and transport them anywhere.
Law flaw
As Eye 1541 detailed, a major flaw in what was known as "Lucy's Law" singularly failed to stop the sale of farmed puppies in the UK. Hence one massive farm in Northern Ireland was able to transport puppies to the mainland for purchase through licensed kennels and pet shops.
Then known as Furnish Kennels in County Tyrone, now the grandly titled UK Dog Breeding Academy, (UKDBA), it is still run by brothers David and John Hamilton. It now boasts 100-plus "quality stud dogs... who have the strongest genes and best physical traits", with an unknown number of bitches.
It claims to have invested heavily in its "state of the art" facilities and takes pride in its "ethically produced" happy dogs. It was planning to expand even further but has recently withdrawn an application after receiving a staggering 4,362 objections.
A breed apart
Nevertheless, the "academy" says it is "pleased to be offering new services to national and international customers including bespoke kennelling and reproduction".
The most recent accounts for UKDBA showed it held £1.2m cash with net assets of £4.9m from its money-spinning designer breeds. The brothers stand to trouser even more if foreign competition is removed.
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