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dumb britain Celebrity Mastermind, BBC1
John Humphrys: What traditional gift is given by Norway to London every year early in December?
Jessica Regan:
A cuckoo clock.

John Humphrys: What is the English equivalent of the Spanish autopista and the German Autobahn?
Abdullah Afzal:
Pistachio.


The Chase, ITV
Bradley Walsh: The inhabitants of which Scottish city are called Dundonians?
Contestant:
Cardiff.


Tipping Point, ITV
Ben Shephard: Which American composer wrote the music for the musical Follies?
Contestant:
Beethoven.


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