Issue 1538
commentatorballs “These English county players play 365 degrees all round the ground”
BRAD HODGE
BT Sport

“Bristol City have doubled their lead – it’s now Bristol City 2 Wycombe 1”
KATIE SHANAHAN
Radio 5 Live

“We don’t want to give the authorities the rope to hang ourselves”
DEREK MCINNES
BBC Radio Scotland

“Ivanovic can’t run, his legs have gone. Mother time has caught up with him”
JOHN ANDERSON
BBC Radio Newcastle

“You join us as the players are disappearing up their own respective tunnels”
RESHMIN CHOWDHURY
TalkSport

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