Private Eye Annual 2025
Edited by Ian Hislop
30th October 2025
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The year's best cartoons, jokes, parodies and topical sketches from the UK's most successful satirical news and current affairs magazine, illustrated throughout with cartoons, sketches and photo-bubbles.
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In This Issue
Shocking scenes as golf hooligan ruins Ryder Cup... Tony Blair offers to run Britain... This paper’s advice to Ed Miliband, whom we hate... Conservatives who introduced compulsory ID for voters outraged by compulsory ID system... ‘We’re a serious party now’ says Ed Davey on jet ski... Link between paracetamol and aut-horitarian-ism now proved... Let’s Parlez Franglamericain!... Israel warns "doing anything will lead to more killing"... Sarah, Duchess Of York’s Diary, as told to Craig Brown
Business mates
The corporate fairy dust in the air at Labour conference
Grouse of York
Team Ghislaine turns on Fergie
Candour wax
Why the Hillsborough Law won’t prevent major scandals
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Business mates
The corporate fairy dust in the air at Labour conference
Grouse of York
Team Ghislaine turns on Fergie
Candour wax
Why the Hillsborough Law won’t prevent major scandals
Read these stories and much more - only in the magazine. Subscribe here to get delivery direct to your home and never miss an issue!
Rat race
Love-rat tale becomes a tabloid feud Street Of Shame, Issue 1659
Love-rat tale becomes a tabloid feud Street Of Shame, Issue 1659
Zack's cracks
The Green party leader's Lib Dem roots HP Sauce, Issue 1658
The Green party leader's Lib Dem roots HP Sauce, Issue 1658
Over and Don
Trump's UK cheerleaders desert him Street Of Shame, Issue 1649
Trump's UK cheerleaders desert him Street Of Shame, Issue 1649
