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Rami-fications
The Tory party's Ranger problem HP Sauce, Issue 1647
The Tory party's Ranger problem HP Sauce, Issue 1647

Zonal marking
A charged subject for Ed Miliband Columnists, Issue 1648
A charged subject for Ed Miliband Columnists, Issue 1648

Will power
Prince William's secular vision News, Issue 1648
Prince William's secular vision News, Issue 1648

In This Issue
Supreme Court judgement rocks Nurseryland... Trump vows to end conflict in one day... Why did Boris die out?... Conspiracy Update: Pope dies after visit from JD Vance... Is this the end for Gyles Brandreth?... Just Stop Oil hold last event... Wall street slumps as Trump announces something idiotic... Prince Louis's teeth – the truth... Liz Truss's Diary, as told to Craig Brown
Water world
It's not just sewage that's leaking
Unwise council
Our Rotten Boroughs local election special
Rough transition
A fractious handover for the Observer
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It's not just sewage that's leaking
Unwise council
Our Rotten Boroughs local election special
Rough transition
A fractious handover for the Observer
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