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Issue 1628
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JERMAINE JENAS, BBC1
"Phil Foden is back in the squad after the birth of his partner midweek"?
KELLY SOMERS, BBC1
"Wanting the ball when you don't want it is a sign of a top player"?
ROY KEANE, ITV
"In the early stages of the match, opponents have to feel each other up"
ASH BARTY, BBC2
"We saw him before; we just hadn't seen him with our eyes"?
NED BOULTING, ITV
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