Issue 1576
commentatorballs "Half-time then here at Molineux – it's England nil Wolves nil"
IAN DENNIS
Radio 5 Live

"It's a once in a lifetime experience, unless you've been up there more than once"
ANTHONY DAVIDSON
Eurosport

"It was always going further and further from him the closer he got to it"
MELISSA STOREY
5 Live Sports Extra

"I didn't imagine there would be only four games [with no lbws], and only one this century – and that back in '67"
SIMON MANN
Radio 4

"At the moment I think that's the big white elephant in the room, in terms of white ball cricket for England"
NICK COMPTON
Radio 5 Live

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