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GEIDT IN THERE…
Lord Geidt, adviser on ministerial interests, is urged to investigate after the Eye reveals the health secretary's shareholding in an AI firm with interests in health.

NAO COMMENT
Government auditors deny giving the all-clear to contracts signed with Randox, employer of ex-MP Owen Paterson, despite what MPs are told in the Commons.

PROFITS OF DOOM
NHS England's pandemic spending figures show how Covid has been a risk-free goldmine for private hospital companies Circle, Spire and Ramsay.

NORTHERN SLIGHTS
The decision to scrap the eastern leg of HS2 to Leeds further undermines the current business case for the entire HS2 project.

BLOODY MESS
The shortage of official vets is so acute the Food Standards Agency warns abattoirs they may now have to shut operations at their busiest time of year.

LAUNDRY BASKET CASE
Despite multiple money-laundering breaches in the UK in 2019/20, the FCA issued zero fines and withdrew zero authorisations from financial firms.

COURT CIRCULAR
Courtiers scramble to protect Prince Brian from the fallout as ex-aide-de-camp Michael Fawcett is investigated for allegedly offering favours for donations.

BRUSSELS SPROUTS
With refugees and migrants massed on its border with Belarus, Poland needs the EU's help and will now have to dial down its anti-Brussels rhetoric.

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Profits of Doom
A Covid goldmine for private hospitals

Amersi mission
Top Tory funder goes to court

Mail sackwatch
So. Farewell then Geordie Greig…

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