Howard's sway
OneWeb satellites , Issue 1554
CABINET Office efforts to suppress information don't get much more cynical than those designed to frustrate efforts to find out about the dubious government decision to invest £400m in bankrupt satellite business OneWeb last year.

oneweb.jpg The Eye first asked several months ago for details of Boris Johnson's meetings and calls to set up what appeared to be a deal done on his and Dominic Cummings's whim. On no fewer than four occasions the Cabinet Office's coverer-up-in-chief, Nicholas Howard, told the Eye it would take an extra month to weigh up the public interest in disclosing information.

Only when forced to do so by the information commissioner did Howard provide the response he was obviously always going to: saying anything would harm the company's commercial interests.

Boris Johnson's fingerprints
Those interests, apparently, outweighed the importance of knowing more about a deal that civil servants had thought so questionable they required a formal "ministerial direction" to proceed with it. Even knowing who the prime minister met and when could not be divulged. But at least, by being forced to admit the information exists, the government reveals that a deal that would normally be dealt with by the business department has Boris Johnson's fingerprints all over it.

As Eye readers will know, the concerns over OneWeb's business are many, not least that its planned 648 satellites – which aim to provide remote broadband connectivity – are entering a very crowded low earth orbit. Elon Musk's SpaceX is putting 4,400 up there and Jeff Bezos plans more than 3,200. This, a new consultation from telecoms regulator Ofcom points out, risks "harmful radio interference to each other" – not to mention likely collisions, according to space experts.

Tangled web
Under international radio regulations, operators are supposed to agree among themselves how to operate without interference, but Ofcom admits that "in many cases these agreements are yet to be concluded".

The regulator says future licences to operate the "earth stations" required in the UK will require cooperation in the heavens. The idea is that interference will not get in the way of yet more competition, ie more companies entering the, er, space. Currently OneWeb, SpaceX and Canadian company Kepler Communications are licensed here, but others are eager to join the action.

As Eye 1552 set out, the government has ceded "commercial and operational leadership" to its partner in OneWeb, Bharti Global, the investment arm of Indian telecoms group Bharti that has proved more interested in extracting cash from its struggling investments. No wonder the Cabinet Office has decided that the less the public knows about this tangled web, the better.

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