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1 He had a member removed from the UN (Uche)
4 Cost of getting Katie and Mark together? (5,3)
10 Hotplate exploded – bingo! – over head of Lord Gnome (9)
11 See 2dn.
12 Large, seedy, eastern European city (5)
13 US state briefly declined morally and gave way (9)
14 See 21dn.
16 Dope going round block for wrapping material (7)
19 City contributes to senator on tour (7)
21 Clue: S&M involved power (6)
23 Little data on aroused state – about to go for coronavirus? (9)
25 Maybe Tony's one to pull back (5)
27 See 2dn.
28 Ring kitchen equipment bloke who's a staunch Protestant (9)
29 'Hattersley with an agenda'? Not how you'd describe Corbyn (8)
30 Drat! I maligned penis – ultimately, it's much bigger than you might think (6)

1 Old lover? Well, don't hold your breath (6)
2/11/27 Pence, able to shake booty, accepts ring as prestigious award (5,5,5)
3 Stupid person nursing awful dose – result of coronavirus? (9)
5 It's hairy, Buzz mounting Grant (7)
6 A tit's place: by the old man's drink? (5)
7 Loathsome person's penis – don't eat it! (9)
8 Drunk eyed girl in a piggish way (8)
9 Whack Rex's kitchen aid (6)
15 Fanciful, getting fresh just before end of day (4-5)
17 Go off with a Stalin white-washed version of the past? (9)
18 Dick makes an appearance at the end of his act? (8)
20 One appears in New Moon and Love the Land of Trump – sinister (7)
21/14 Hard work, getting party to follow instructions (6,6)
22 A party offence to back lordly politician (6)
24 Conservative with wind – fishy thing (5)
26 Having certain members injured (hospital avoided)

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Private Eye Issue 1526
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Cruella De Vil furious at ‘Ghislaine Maxwell’ comparison… Daily Rishigraph praises massive spending spree to be paid for with massive tax cuts… Guardian slams miserly £94 zillion billion rescue package of Rishi Scroogenak… World ‘stands united’ over Hong Kong and does nothing… Lost marbles row: Greece wants Stanley Johnson to be returned to UK… Dave Spart calls for himself to be cancelled for signing nauseating letter calling for end to intolerance… Stanley Johnson’s Diary, as told to Craig Brown

Coronavirus latest
MD on a road to recovery

Loan wolves
Slicker on Covid cash for big corporates

Telly vision
The BBC’s rout of the regions

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