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Issue 1513

750 - US troops Donald Trump pulled out of Syria in October, saying: ‘It is time for us to get out of these ridiculous Endless Wars, many of them tribal, and bring our soldiers home’

5,200 - Troops he has refused to withdraw from Iraq, threatening ‘sanctions like they’ve never seen before’ if it tries to force him to bring them home
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