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Issue 1504

£300bn - Shares that would be ‘confiscated’ from large firms and transferred to workers over a ten- year period under Labour’s ‘inclusive ownership’ policy.

£300bn - Size of Bank of England’s contingency fund to help banks weather the financial shock in the first six months after a hard Brexit.
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