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Blood work
The long wait for blood compensation In The Back, Issue 1648
The long wait for blood compensation In The Back, Issue 1648

Zonal marking
A charged subject for Ed Miliband Columnists, Issue 1648
A charged subject for Ed Miliband Columnists, Issue 1648

Focus on profit
Eye-watering gains from cataracts HP Sauce, Issue 1650
Eye-watering gains from cataracts HP Sauce, Issue 1650

In This Issue
Columnist not on Ozempic shock... Daily Chain Mail: This is appalling, say dissolved monks... Net migration articles halve... Marie Antoinette hosts lavish hen party in Paris... Disbelief that people in government have differing opinions... A Trump guide to the complex history of South Africa... Conspiracy update: Sesame Street off to Netflix... The George Wendt I knew... Robert Macfarlane: Is a cuppa alive?, as told to Craig Brown
A bitter fight
The war on British ale
NESO baby
Ed Miliband's favourite new agency has gone all coy
Matt gloss
Matt Hancock's gentle ride at the Covid Inquiry
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The war on British ale
NESO baby
Ed Miliband's favourite new agency has gone all coy
Matt gloss
Matt Hancock's gentle ride at the Covid Inquiry
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