Issue 1624
commentatorballs "You don't play for England without being a mug"
NICK WEBB, Yorkshire CCC live stream

"I'm a fan of wrestling, and I'm not afraid to deny that"
KYREN WILSON, BBC2

"He's unstoppable at the moment. The only person who can stop him is Manuel Neuer"
STEVE MCMANAMAN, TNT Sports

"I think a draw is just about an equal result"
COURTNEY SWEETMAN-KIRK, Sky Sports

"There have been a number of warnings that the prisoner early release scheme might be releasing prisoners early"
TalkSport newsreader

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