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Issue 1628
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ROY KEANE, ITV
"We saw him before; we just hadn't seen him with our eyes"?
NED BOULTING, ITV
"In the early stages of the match, opponents have to feel each other up"
ASH BARTY, BBC2
"Phil Foden is back in the squad after the birth of his partner midweek"?
KELLY SOMERS, BBC1
"You can't criticise France in the second half – they've just failed to deliver"
JERMAINE JENAS, BBC1
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