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In This Issue
Election Night TV: What you missed… Liz Truss writes exclusively on why the Tories lost the election… Rats in sack disagree over best way forward… Why can't Labour just admit it lost the election, by Owen Jones… Those amusing notes left on the desk by outgoing Conservative ministers to welcome their Labour replacements, in full… Conspiracy update: Trump assassination attempt special… Gnomemart sale: Armchair conspiracy theorist armchair … Great speeches of our time No 94: Ex-president Trump on Nato… Giles Brandreth: my 9 secrets of happiness, as told to Craig Brown.
Letby lessons
MD reviews the evidence on medical experts and fair trials
Holy Ghosting
Seven years and counting for CofE review on sadist Smyth
Starmersexuality!
Fleet Street's finest get hot under the collar
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MD reviews the evidence on medical experts and fair trials
Holy Ghosting
Seven years and counting for CofE review on sadist Smyth
Starmersexuality!
Fleet Street's finest get hot under the collar
Read these stories and much more - only in the magazine. Subscribe here to get delivery direct to your home and never miss an issue!
![Bench press](https://www.private-eye.co.uk/pictures/hp_sauce/small/jo-white.jpg)
Bench press
Labour's ones to watch HP Sauce, Issue 1628
Labour's ones to watch HP Sauce, Issue 1628
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Taking cover
PPE profiteers' offshore moves In The Back, Issue 1627
PPE profiteers' offshore moves In The Back, Issue 1627
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Farm hands
The Sunday Times helps its own Street Of Shame, Issue 1627
The Sunday Times helps its own Street Of Shame, Issue 1627