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Watery grave
How Thames Water's troubles began News, Issue 1649
How Thames Water's troubles began News, Issue 1649
Turning rogue
Kemi Badenoch's controversial new friends HP Sauce, Issue 1659
Kemi Badenoch's controversial new friends HP Sauce, Issue 1659
Over and Don
Trump's UK cheerleaders desert him Street Of Shame, Issue 1649
Trump's UK cheerleaders desert him Street Of Shame, Issue 1649
In This Issue
Trump announces new dawn for Gaz-a-Lago... Can they rebuild Gazza?... Grim Brandreth strikes again... Was Nelson an admiral?... Those eye-catching, conference-pleasing Tory plans in full... The Guardian: 'She's our typo of leader'... Only Murders in the Schedules... James Bond 'fury' as he's ordered to stand down... Prince William visits TARDIS special... My Strictly Diary, as told to Craig Brown
Child's pay
Bono's private equity friends benefit while children's care suffers
Bishops' defence
The C of E can't forgive the media for exposing its crimes
Double standards
Who's criticising the Saudis while chasing their cash?
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Child's pay
Bono's private equity friends benefit while children's care suffers
Bishops' defence
The C of E can't forgive the media for exposing its crimes
Double standards
Who's criticising the Saudis while chasing their cash?
Read these stories and much more - only in the magazine. Subscribe here to get delivery direct to your home and never miss an issue!

























