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Picking sides
The Sun and Mail cover Lineker's exit Street Of Shame, Issue 1650
The Sun and Mail cover Lineker's exit Street Of Shame, Issue 1650

Token gesture
Reform UK's love affair with crypto HP Sauce, Issue 1651
Reform UK's love affair with crypto HP Sauce, Issue 1651

Watery grave
How Thames Water's troubles began News, Issue 1649
How Thames Water's troubles began News, Issue 1649

In This Issue
America invades USA... Frog and scorpion attack each other... Triumph for Reform as it sweeps into third place... Innocuous wooden box turns out to be deadly weapon... Lady Macbeth's memoirs, serialised... Conspiracy update: Joe Biden is a robot special... Middle East Ironyometer blows up... Jane Austen: the documentary, as told to Craig Brown
So, farewell then
Private Eye legend Barry Fantoni remembered
Tees made
Teesside's questionable land deal
Tough crowd
The fallout from publisher Unbound's collapse
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Private Eye legend Barry Fantoni remembered
Tees made
Teesside's questionable land deal
Tough crowd
The fallout from publisher Unbound's collapse
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