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Issue 1578

24hrs - Period in which, on 11 July, 15 small boats with 446 migrants aboard arrived in England from France

21hrs - Time it was taking some holidaymakers to leave England for France over weekend of 23 July, 18 months after we Took Back Control of our borders

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