Issue 1536
commentatorballs “Burnley took the bull by the scruff of the horns”
JERMAINE BECKFORD
Radio 5 Live

“GPs’ surgeries would have to work 24/7, 8am to 8pm”
TONY LIVESEY
Radio 5 Live

“I was a one-play swinger”
PAUL MCGINLAY
Sky Sports

“This young man [Wilco Nienaber] won’t back off – he won’t put his foot on the handbrake”
TONY JOHNSTONE
Sky Sports

“Both sides looking to wrong some rights…”
PETER STRINGER
C4

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