The People’s Prime Minister answers your People’s Questions
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PM's Questions
What ho, ordinary people!

Just a week to go till the end of January – and we all know what that means! Yes, I can start drinking again. Cheers, Dom, you obviously didn’t get the memo. No, we’ll all be raising a huge glass to celebrate Brexit Day or Boris’s Big Brexit Bonanza Beano, as I like to call it, ever since I thought it up just now. So how about a question on the greatest moment of freedom in this island’s long and glorious historical past since Boadicea sent the Romans packing with a bit of woad-rage? OK, so the Romans didn’t actually leave for another 400 years, but these leaving dates always move around a bit, hahaha! So, time for the first question which comes via Dominic from a first-rate chap called Will Ofthepeople. Will, what is it? 

Will Big Ben bong to mark Independence Day on January 31st?

Excellent question from Mr Ofthepeople, who’s really got his finger on the pulse vis à vis what’s really important in Britain today. So, simple answer – I don’t know…

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