street of shame

A pregnant pause…
The Sussexes and the press , Issue 1541

NO decision yet on whether Associated Newspapers will challenge last week's victory for the Duchess of Sussex over the Mail on Sunday.

meghan-harry.jpg Lawyers believe there are strong grounds for appeal against Mr Justice Warby's summary judgment, which forestalled a proper trial and saved her having to testify on oath about how and why she came to write the notorious letter to her dad. Legal issues aren't the Mail's only considerations: even the announcement of her pregnancy last weekend might tilt the argument against resuming hostilities.

One thing is clear, however. The other big winner last week was Daily Mail editor Geordie Greig, who didn't share the enthusiasm of other editorial execs – Sunday editor Ted Verity, editor emeritus Peter Wright, online editor Martin Clarke – for confronting Meghan in court. The outcome may now strengthen the hand of beancounters at Associated Newspapers who want the daily and Sunday titles to be merged, with Geordie in supreme command.

Prince's ransom

DESPITE last week's legal defeat, there is at least a small silver lining for the Mail on Sunday in its separate battle with Meghan's husband – even though it concluded with the paper agreeing to apologise and pay libel damages for suggesting Harry had snubbed the Royal Marines. Thanks to over-reach by his sabre-toothed lawyers, Schillings, the victorious prince has ended up having to write a cheque to the Mail on Sunday.

As part of the libel settlement, Harry insisted on his right to a hearing, on 1 February, at which Jenny Afia of Schillings would deliver a statement in open court on his behalf. But alas! Mr Justice Nicklin made Jenny and Harry rewrite the statement, deleting its “unduly tendentious” comments on the Mail on Sunday.

“As reports of statements in open court are protected by privilege, the court will not permit them to be misused,” he warned Afia. “A claimant cannot seek to use a statement in open court as a platform for collateral attacks on the defendant.”

He was equally scornful of Schillings' claim that its costs for the statement were almost £35,000. “Manifestly disproportionate,” snorted Nicklin. “No litigant of ordinary means would reasonably consider spending such a sum on this exercise.” He said the Mail on Sunday, which had to cover the duke's “reasonable costs”, need pay only £2,500 – leaving Harry himself to stump up more than £30,000 if Schillings has the nerve to stick to its assessment. More embarrassingly, Harry was also ordered to pay the Mail on Sunday's bills for the dispute about costs.

This isn't the first judicial wigging for Afia during the various Sussex-related litigations. Last October, at a preliminary hearing of the duchess's action against the MoS, Mr Justice Warby rebuked her for complaining that a previous judge in the case hadn't allowed her enough time for argument. “That is untenable,” Warby declared sternly. “The assertion in the evidence of Miss Afia, that the pleas of the claimant's lawyers for a full day 'fell on deaf ears', is manifestly unfounded and that sentence should not have been written.”

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