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Issue 1683

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Exclusive new poll for Private Eye... Ten Things You Never Knew About the Bayeux Tapestry... Prisons plan goes disastrously wrong... A tank driver writes... Ignore doom-laden warnings from bank governor, says bot... Ironyometer in new crisis threat... The King of Troubles: A short story special... New from Gnomemart: Farage selective hearing aid... Phil Collins’ Diary, as told to Craig Brown

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