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LORD OF THE DANCE
A Sun piece headlined "Confessions of a strip club hostess" mentioned a friendly Tory peer had visited but did not name him. We do…

DUPER SCOOPER
"I was fleeced by Katie's conman," shrieked the front page of the Sun – but its associate editor's actual experience wasn't quite as suggested.

SMEAR CAMPAIGN
A female reporter has made allegations of "relentless, severe, and pervasive gender discrimination" at the Daily Mail's New York office.

A BIT RICH LIST
This year's Sunday Times Rich List makes no mention at all of big boss Rupert Murdoch, nor of his son and legally confirmed heir Lachlan.

ROUTE CAUSES
The Metro website published a map of Tommy Robinson's march and the one marking Nakba Day – but alas, it managed to mix up the key for its maps.

MARCH SNARES
Tommy Robinson's "Unite the Kingdom" march meant concern about trouble again between Telegraph editor Chris Evans and columnist Allison Pearson.

EXTINCTION THREAT
The Express chronicled a demo outside the London Aquarium, featuring a photo of "campaigners" who were actually Express reporters and office hands.

YELLOW PAGES
Left-wing website the Canary is expanding into print with a weekday tabloid edition – but is the Canary itself a part of the "mainstream media" it derides?

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The crypto king whose wealth is greater than thought

Wild Wes
MD on Streeting's tenure as health secretary

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