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COP30 comes to triumphant end agreeing not to do anything... Daleks refuse to accept apology from chairman... The Daily Troylegraph: Trojans welcome new Greek embassy in heart of city... Nursery Times: Rich leaving in huge numbers... Pete Hegseth reveals new ‘Macho' mission names... The question everyone is asking: Why did Lord Mandelson urinate in the street?... Maily Telegraph: Why the Telegraph is a perfect fit for the Daily Mail... Streeting dismayed as doctors go back to work... Eric Idle's Diary, as told to Craig Brown

Pound of flesh
The Home Office's shady money-saving wheeze

Position of power
Which energy companies are too big to fail?

Paper travails
All change at Reach plc and the Telegraph

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