
Issue 1654

NATASHA HUNT, Sky Sports
"The goalkeeper suffered from cramp... which is not a physical thing"
HELEN WARD, Radio 5 Live
"Hulkenberg pulls out and finds a damp patch"
DAVID CROFT, Sky Sports F1
"You're a very self-defecating... deprecating is the word I just said, a self- deprecating man"
MATT RENDELL, ITV4
"Is it possible to edit out Gregg Wallace's bits?"
NAGA MUNCHETTY, Radio 5 Live
Please email your entries to balls@private-eye.co.uk. £10 paid for submissions printed in the magazine.