
Issue 1640

ALAN SHEARER, Amazon Prime
"You could almost cut the electricity here in the arena”
DARREN FLETCHER, TNT Sports
"Those [Newcastle] supporters who have made the long journey north are having an excellent afternoon here in Suffolk”
TOM GAYLE, BBC1
"They have old shoulders on their heads”
JAMES GREGG, Radio 5 Live
"If you're in the air, you've left the ground”
JOE HART, Radio 5 live
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