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SUMMIT FOR NOTHING
Keir Starmer's boast last week of a "very successful investment summit" owed more to creative accounting than the dawn of a new industrial age for Britain.

MARINERS' TALE
After transport secretary Louise Haigh called P&O Ferries a "rogue operator", fellow minister Peter Kyle was sent out to make amends.

KEMI-COLE REACTION
Kemi Badenoch is in a scrap with the Sun after withdrawing from an appearance alongside Robert Jenrick on the paper's YouTube show.

HOSPITAL PASS
Keir Starmer has inherited an even more dilapidated NHS than Tony Blair, and like Blair he's turning to the private sector to try to buy himself out of trouble.

FAT PROFITS
Health secretary Wes Streeting's fixation with "game-changer" anti-obesity drugs will mean hefty returns for Big Pharma and its shareholders.

US-EYE
As the US election nears its final stretch, the Democrats have begun to engage in a traditional ritual: panic.

END OF AUSTERITY
David Cameron enjoyed free Taylor Swift tickets in the summer – and the generous donor is a familiar name from his government…

SCOTLAND QUESTION
King Charles may be walking into another hornets' nest this week at the Commonwealth leaders' summit in Samoa.

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