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Tory leadership , Issue 1632

TRIUMPH for Robert Jenrick, who emerged last week as frontrunner in the Conservative leadership race, coming top in the first round with the backing of 28 fellow Tory MPs.

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BOBBY DAZZLER: Will Tory MPs and party members remember Robert Jenrick's tarnished ministerial record?
The timing of Jenrick's early win, on the day the public inquiry into the Grenfell Tower fire published its final report, provides a reminder how ineffective he was during two ignoble years as secretary of state for housing, communities and local government under Boris Johnson.

Safety catch
When he was appointed in July 2019, hundreds of towers up and down the country were covered with dangerous cladding. He waited almost two years to unveil a flawed loan plan for leaseholders in buildings between 11m and 18m in height to pay to strip off the unsafe material themselves.

Additional funding of £3.5bn, limited to buildings over 18m and ignoring the widening building safety crisis, was a fraction of the £15bn MPs on the housing select committee said was needed. As the Eye noted at the time: "Leaseholders and Tory MPs alike [accused] his department of 'incompetence' and 'betrayal'."

His relations with Grenfell campaigners deteriorated so far they refused to meet him.

No quick fix
All of which helps explain why, of figures last month showing 4,630 residential buildings over 11m with unsafe cladding, remediation work has started on just half (see last Eye).

But then Jenrick was a busy man, doubtless preoccupied nodding through a £1bn luxury housing development in London's Isle of Dogs for press baron Richard "Dirty Des" Desmond against the advice of a government planning inspector – and just in time for Desmond to avoid an infrastructure levy of more than £40m!

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