Issue 1634
"Everyone I've spoken to, including myself..."
BEN HOUCHEN, GB NEWS
"The goalkeeper kept his legs wide open and Jackson could not help himself "
MARTIN FISHER, BBC1
"If you're old enough, you're good enough"
PHIL TUFNELL, 5 Live Sports Extra
"It's not easy trying to win a tournament this size with Rory McIlroy breathing down his throat"
PAUL McGINLEY, Sky Sports
"...Just trying to put round holes in square pegs"
AARON PAUL, Radio 5 Live
BEN HOUCHEN, GB NEWS
"The goalkeeper kept his legs wide open and Jackson could not help himself "
MARTIN FISHER, BBC1
"If you're old enough, you're good enough"
PHIL TUFNELL, 5 Live Sports Extra
"It's not easy trying to win a tournament this size with Rory McIlroy breathing down his throat"
PAUL McGINLEY, Sky Sports
"...Just trying to put round holes in square pegs"
AARON PAUL, Radio 5 Live
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