
Issue 1660

COURTNEY WINFIELD-HILL, Sky Sports
"If that was a game of chess, it would be game, set and match to Arsenal"
MARTIN KEOWN, TNT Sports
"The boot's on the other side of the coin"
PETER DRURY, Sky Sports
"They are trying to stick a needle into a haystack"
LORD (ALEX) CARLISLE, Radio 4
"Conference season galloping away at a canter!"
LEWIS GOODALL, LBC
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