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Issue 1577

3 - Mentions by Boris Johnson in his departure speech of his ‘vast’ mandate, after 59 members of his government resigned and polls showed 64 percent of voters were dissatisfied with him

0 - Uses by Boris Johnson of the word ‘sorry’ or ‘apologise’ in his departure speech
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Assassinated Borius Caesar to continue as caretaker dictator despite being dead… Shock as not-very-good Tory MP decides NOT to stand in leadership race… Government's irony-ometer explodes as PM is sunk by sex scandal that didn't involve himself… ‘What the f*** have you done you stupid c***s,' asks Daily Mail as traitors oust PM and nation asks: ‘Will Paul Dacre still get his peerage?'… Brits triumph at Wimbledon as Kate Middleton gives out prizes, retiring Sue Barker gets standing ovation and Prince George doesn't have a tantrum… Royal Mail launches limited-edition stamps to commemorate summer's strikes… Nurseryland spin doctors rehabilitate hated Camilla de Vil as national treasure Duchess of Corgi… BBC2, My Life as a Rolling Stone, as told to Craig Brown

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