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"It was the first domino that was pulled out"
JOHN MAGUIRE
BBC1

"The film's mainly about Elvis's manager, Tom Parker-Bowles"
TONY BLACKBURN
Radio 2

"Broady always prefers to have a floppy on in the field"
MOEEN ALI
Radio 4

"The exact same delivery. A little bit slower, a little bit wider"
EOIN MORGAN
Sky Sports

"An incredible duel between the three best athletes in the world!"
STEVE CRAM
BBC1

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