
Issue 1578

JOHN MAGUIRE
BBC1
"The film's mainly about Elvis's manager, Tom Parker-Bowles"
TONY BLACKBURN
Radio 2
"Broady always prefers to have a floppy on in the field"
MOEEN ALI
Radio 4
"The exact same delivery. A little bit slower, a little bit wider"
EOIN MORGAN
Sky Sports
"An incredible duel between the three best athletes in the world!"
STEVE CRAM
BBC1
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