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"Full of snap, crack and popple!"
NICK MULLINS
BT Sport

"This horse cost £14k, the other cost £250k. So it is, like you say, Samson and Goliath"
MICK FITZGERALD
ITV Racing

"Chelsea bowed out with their heads held high"
IAN DENNIS
Radio 4

"He [Daizen Maeda] has run himself into the ground. He is legless"
PAT BONNER
BBC Radio Scotland

"It can be very difficult to win this race twice, let alone once"
JOHN HUNT
Radio 4

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