
By Dr Phil Hammond
19th August 2021
The collected pandemic columns of Private Eye’s medical correspondent ‘MD’
Astute, compassionate and scientifically literate, 'MD' has guided Eye readers through each stage of the pandemic, from every perspective: global and national; political and personal.




In This Issue
Conservative government promises to create ‘high-rage economy’… Time for this wretched bankrupt Labour government to go – Daily Mail exclusive… Massive metaphor of 15,000 unclaimed suitcases builds up at Heathrow… Employers condemn rail strike for reminding office staff how much they enjoy working from home… Trump already clear winner 2024 presidential election, confirm right-wing US media outlets… Inflation completely under control – Weimar Times exclusive… Home Office to consider installing wave machines on England’s beaches to deter summer migrants… Thousands gather for solstice worship of old Stones in Hyde Park… Magic Beancoin currency collapses to new low – Nursery Times exclusive… MailOnline Diary, as told to Craig Brown
New balls, please
Sadiq Khan’s unforced Wimbledon error
Tees stains
Freeports and dead crustaceans
Winter is coming
The energy outlook’s chilly
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Sadiq Khan’s unforced Wimbledon error
Tees stains
Freeports and dead crustaceans
Winter is coming
The energy outlook’s chilly
Read these stories and much more - only in the magazine. Subscribe here to get delivery direct to your home and never miss an issue!

Pay Later
How borrowing app Klarna is lobbying ministers HP Sauce, Issue 1575
How borrowing app Klarna is lobbying ministers HP Sauce, Issue 1575

Funny money
The winding paper trail of a Tory donation HP Sauce, Issue 1574
The winding paper trail of a Tory donation HP Sauce, Issue 1574

Blood inquiry
Fatal delays and sneaky tactics revealed In The Back, Issue 1574
Fatal delays and sneaky tactics revealed In The Back, Issue 1574