street of shame

A Covid unbeliever writes…
Hitchwatch , Issue 1539

peter-hitchens.jpg PETER HITCHENS, usually such a ray of sunshine, is sunk in gloom. And for why? “I sense that I and some others have now become the targets of a worrying wave of spite, censorship and intolerance, very like the McCarthyite frenzy in 1950s America,” he wrote in his Mail on Sunday column on 10 January.

He was indignant at a claim by former BBC hack Paul Mason that the attitude of self-styled Covid sceptics was on “the same spectrum as full-blown science-denial”. Mixing historical metaphors, Hitchens described his McCarthyite foes as “new Red Guards” who “love to accuse dissenters of 'denial' of Covid. This may seem ludicrous. Covid exists. I wouldn't and don't deny it.” No indeed.

Hitchens made his position quite clear on 22 March 2020, the day before the first lockdown, when he wrote: “I see very little evidence of a pandemic.” By 3 May he was still utterly unimpressed: “Let me say it again: the coronavirus is not as dangerous as claimed.” The death rate had “passed its peak in this country on 8 April”.

'A terrible mistake'
He repeated the point in his MoS column on 10 May, adding that “I have seen masses of reasons to believe that the risk from the coronavirus has been gravely exaggerated”. By 31 May it was all over: “As the coronavirus itself retreats, how are we going to cope with the panic that lingers everywhere?… Those who caused it must publicly admit they were wrong, that they hugely overstated the danger of Covid-19 and made a terrible mistake.”

But would they heed Peter's expertise? Oh dear no. “Now it is clear,” he raged on 5 July, “that a new faith, based on fear of the invisible and quite immune to reason, has all but taken over the country… This is why I make such a fuss about the demand to make us all wear muzzles. This is not about health. There is simply not enough evidence to compel us to do so. It is an attempt to force submission on Covid unbelievers.”

Not a denier, then: just an unbeliever. As Hitchens told MoS readers on 6 September 2020, he refused “to be afraid of a not-very severe outbreak of disease which is largely over”. So why did the prime minister pretend Covid was still a threat? “He panicked in March,” Hitchens explained on 13 September. “But rather than admit he hugely overestimated the danger of Covid, he continues to insist it is a deadly plague and that it will be back soon in a terrible second wave.”

Hitchens's snort of incredulity was almost audible. How could there be a second wave? “The official Covid death and hospitalisation figures, declining ever since 8 April, are now bumping along the bottom of the graph, close to zero.” And there they have remained ever since…

PS: Not all Peter Hitchens's colleagues share his militant disbelief. He spent much of last week tweeting furiously at pro-lockdown MoS columnist Dan Hodges, whom he denounced as a “bizarre totalitarian imposter”. Hodges in turn called Hitchens “silly”. During this epic exchange a female employee from the Mail on Sunday newsroom, hospitalised with Covid, was moved into intensive care with breathing difficulties. “A horrible look for PH to be ranting and raving as he is while a much younger colleague is in ICU,” another colleague observed.

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