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Issue 1541

Zoe Lyons: What is the name of the American fashion designer known for his Polo brand and polo player motif?
Contestant: Marco Polo.

Lyons: The murder victim of which classic board game was Dr Black?
Contestant: Monopoly.

Lyons: Which political party was jointly led by Alan Hope and his cat, Catmando, from 1999 to 2002?
Contestant: Labour.

Lyons: In August 2020, who did Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden pick as his running mate?
Contestant: Donald Trump.

Lyons: Which former vice-president secured the Democratic nomination in the 2020 race to become US president?
Contestant: Boris Trump.

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