
Issue 1658

PAUL ROBINSON, Radio 4
"That was definitely a penalty – his arm was away from his hand"
STUART PEARCE, TalkSport
"They [Manchester United] have put all their ducks in that basket"
CHARLIE AUSTIN, Sky Sports News
"Amorim is on tender ice"
DARREN BENT, TalkSport
"Now watch Marc Sneyd's urgent gestations to his other players"
BARRIE MCDERMOTT, Sky Sports
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