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Sir,
I was reading through the rule-book of an old role-playing game, and saw this illustration of “Neferata, Queen of Vampires”. I’m not a superstitious man, but I would be very greatly comforted if trusted sources could con rm that they have seen our esteemed Home Secretary in the daylight.
KIT FINN

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