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dumb britain Cash Trapped, ITV
Bradley Walsh: The Brooklyn Bridge connects Brooklyn with which other New York borough?
Contestant: Los Angeles.

Walsh: Known in France as “La Manche”, which waterway joins the Atlantic Ocean to the North Sea?
Contestant: The Panama Canal.


Tipping Point, ITV
Ben Shephard: Which English county is often known by its shortened name of “Hants”?
Contestant: Huddersfield.


Celebrity Chase, ITV
Bradley Walsh: Which UK capital city stands on the Bristol Channel?
Alan Titchmarsh: Bristol.


5K Minute, Radio Clyde 1
Presenter: In which American city can a theatre called the Grand Ole Opry be found?
Caller: Sydney.


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