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No. 719 by Cyclops, Issue 1564
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Across
9 Arse let out with end of trouser snake (7)
10 Went round with corrupt cleric, initially defrocked (7)
11 Power-driven, advanced, spread out and screwed (9)
12 Tackle bent back – no end to the thickness (5)
13 Frontman is (IMO)
one to ferment fake news (14)
16 Ratty Conservative, having no alternative, accepts draw (6)
18 Sheeran is no flipping innovator (6)
21 Sense of optimism, as a result of grope by wicked female player (4-4,6)
24 Mad Conservative leader taking on Jonathan? (5)
25 More lowly than a writer? Make sure you get your Eye regularly! (9)
27 Cloth stuck into tool – tender! (7)
28 Real stupid, squeezing say, opening of willy stocking? (7)

Down
1 Hunt involved with barmy broadcast: plausible-sounding rubbish (5,4)
2 Fact: America is rank (6)
3 Criticize city mired in sexual activity (4)
4 Love quota, the speechmaker's thing (7)
5 Winehouse framing arsehole associated with English establishment (7)
6 President, not finished with America, recruits conservative faction – brainwave! (6,4)
7 Terrible slog to cover ultimately unfair debt (grand) (8)
8 State aid squandered by House (5)
14 In complete denial when nitrogen added to his illicit rum – left to withdraw (10)
15 Rare rains ruptured behind (2,7)
17 Duck holds bear up (not taking the piss) (8)
19 Possible pot victim has to throw rest out (7)
20 Bizarre Fuhrer's exclusive possession? (7)
22 Can Labour finally overcome Left? (6)
23 Upper-class coffee houses jibe (5)
26 Enclosure: cocaine (mature) (4)


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