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No. 687 by Cyclops
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Across
1 Far right Conservative is in sexually promiscuous embrace (7)
5 Prune gets union affiliation to do a U-turn and take a gamble (3,4)
10 Fly opened by perverse prosecutor for a romp (8)
11 About having an erection, which might be pulled in the vegetable garden (5)
12 President's dirty laundry not to be broadcast! (10)
13/27 New: A Life as a Painter – Hitler's Lot (4,5)
14 Coming out – like our proprietor? (6)
16 See 23ac.
18 After a date, fool getting end away with Heath is hooked (8)
21 Lawyer? No thanks – right, end of story! (6)
23/16 Teaching KFC about suppressing carbon a full-time job these days? (4,8)
25 House of Lords possibly has reserve that's handy for a peer (10)
27 See 13ac.
28 Hang on, that is pants, and more! (8)
29 Wobbly ass and a tum that's segmented (7)
30 Dispute rip-off examination (7)

Down
2 Didn't vote for awful British leaders – smeared (9)
3 'Intercourse' joint, dockyard town (7)
4 Try to put a good light on annexing a country (5)
6 Lack of interest in body that's very large and firm (9)
7 Nonconformist Family Bill put up to confine English (7)
8 Acid distributed by unknown port (5)
9 Commons and Lords leaders cite bad language (6)
15 Stay calm, somehow, after pandemic's ultimate disaster (9)
17 Drugs managed to turn round company jerks (9)
19 "You, then us, then you .." said Monica Lewinsky and colleagues? (7)
20 Insensitive heartless bonk is fatal (6)
22 Anguish of Cyclops name being implicated in wrongdoing (7)
24 Distinctive mark at centre of ritual phallus (5)
26 Singer with nothing on is game (5)


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