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MONEY TALKS
Angela Rayner seems to be raising funds for a nominally socialist leadership challenge to Keir Starmer from some very capitalist sources.

HIT SEND
The government's consultation ahead of SEND reforms looks like an attempt to defuse the explosive backlash rather than genuinely listen to affected families.

FIDDLING WITH THEIR MEMBERS
Scotland Yard announced has charged four people over cybercrime and an attempt to rig a parliamentary selection in a safe Labour seat.

CALLED TO ORDURE
When Keir Starmer made his Commons statement on the Mandelson vetting, Hon Members for Arslikhan struggled to be heard as his critics piled in.

TRAUMATIC LICENCE
The UK government's partial arms embargo on Israel over "suspected" human rights violations in Gaza has not turned out to be particularly stringent.

HOUSING NEWS
Radical change on the pre-election menu for housing in Wales and Scotland reveals the level of frustration there is with seemingly intractable problems.

MESSAGE IN A BATTLE
The local elections have seen advertising on social media ramp up again – but is anyone monitoring it for inflammatory, racialised content?

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Joint effort
MD on knee replacements

Sun stroke
The cost of harnessing too much solar energy

God's will
Trump's mission to win back the Christian right

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