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No. 822 by Cyclops, Issue 1667
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Across
6 One who'd broadcast? You bet! (3,3)
8 Trafficker's car hits hard worker (8)
9 Lawyer's deal to protect Republican lives (9)
11 Nothing regressive about having an erection, flower! (5)
12 Times: "Europe's top politician in sex U-turn" (5)
13 Fellow feeling English premier all over at Hungary's borders (7)
16 People come to have them almost mow grass badly (7)
18 It might stop clots working in Paris (7)
20 "F**k off Enid!" is a respectful form of address? (7)
22 Sex appeal makes balls and member hot (5)
25 Colour of little shrunken Bill (5)
26 Putin's role: to arouse gross rage (9)
27 Party battle for a starter? (8)
28 Leaders of several countries easily got round Brown's position (6)

Down
1 See 14dn. 2/26dn. Be prepared to shoot said exposed members! (4,4)
3 Cat round church by chance (6)
4 Multinational's reluctant role brings stress on settler (8)
5 Lovers finally come together, rising up, and hum (5)
6 America: scrap number one's ascent – object! (8)
7 Endless, crap, odd cereal produce (5)
10 Liberal senator's duplicity (7)
14/1dn. "Collapsing? Pity," I snapped, being a devious minister? (7,8)
15 Elected at cost, being the leader (2,6)
17 Troublemakers' smirks about email "lacking modern technology" (8)
19 House possibly gets peer to restrain unruly toper (8)
21 Agent works butt off (6)
23 State's working for builder (5)
24 Main film's glib? (5)
26 See 2dn.


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