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Outsourcing , Issue 1683
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OUTSIDE, NOW: Andy Burnham has accepted help from a firm keen to access the heart of government
AS PM-in-waiting in mid-July, Andy Burnham reportedly told Labour MPs Britain had become an “outsourced state with little accountability” and he wanted to see more “insourcing”.

That makes his choice of firm to get some, er, outsourced advice from a couple of weeks earlier a particularly strange one.

Passing fancy
Burnham’s first parliamentary declaration of interests showed that on 1 July he received a “donation in kind of a secondment to my team” from consultancy outfit EY, valued at £16,500. The firm is an arch proponent of palming off jobs to others.

“Outsourcing a range of internal functions and processes to a third-party managed services provider can offer many benefits to an organisation,” it claims. With the help of its own consultancy, of course.

Contract bridge
No sooner had Burnham lamented unaccountable outsourcing than contracts worth £250m were announced for the outsourcing of civil service training to... EY. Expect some heavy lobbying from its bosses and from other outsourcers to keep the gravy train on track.

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