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Issue 1638

2m - Signatures on petition for a general election at time of PMQs last week, to which Kemi Badenoch responded by urging PM’s resignation

6.1m - Signatures on petition to revoke Article 50 and remain in the EU in 2019, to which Badenoch responded ‘We run the country based on elections not petitions’

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