Issue 1621
dumb britain Tipping Point, ITV
Ben Shephard: Which biblical character danced the Dance of the Seven Veils? Contestant: Jesus.
Shephard: How many sides does an isosceles triangle have?
Contestant: Five.


Pointless, BBC1
Alexander Armstrong: "The F... Seasons" by Vivaldi?
Contestant:
Five.


Radio Exe, Devon
Matt Rogers: If it's your birthday today, 8 March, your star sign is a fish. Name that star sign.
Caller:
Tuna.


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