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FREE KICKS
Keir Starmer started accepting freebie football tickets right after a 2021 review recommended a new regulator, which the Premier League opposed.

TAX AND BEND
Rachel Reeves' decision to appoint a minister as chair of the board of HMRC is a strange one for a chancellor so committed to ridding government of cronyism.

READ ASTRAY
When Post Office chief executive Nick Read leaves in March, it seems unlikely he will have seen through the compensation process for sub-postmasters.

LABOUR PARTIES
Labour's leaders distracted themselves from the freebies scandal by partying the night away at their conference, courtesy of lobbyists who doled out freebies.

TURD OF THE WEEK
While Southern Water customers struggle with leaky pipes and stinking sewer spills, the firm's CEO can enjoy his eye-popping annual bonus.

US-EYE
How much of a racist kook do you have to be for Donald Trump's allies to recoil in disgust? Finally, we have the answer…

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Western front
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