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ASYLUM LUNATIC
Priti Patel defends her plan to send some asylum seekers to Rwanda – a country even her own government has criticised for its dismal record.

CRAPITA SAYS NO
As self-employed staff tackling a backlog of refugee visa applications donate a portion of their fees to Ukraine, employer Capita generously refuses to join in.

MOTORWAY CRASH
The collapse of a customs IT system before Easter caused a 20-mile tailback and bodes ill for the day post-Brexit border checks on food imports finally start.

GOWN AND OUT
No big surprise as the government belatedly admits that there was widespread fraud in the procurement of overpriced PPE during the pandemic.

FISHY BUSINESS
Covid recovery grants given to some fishing operators by the government's Marine Management Organisation have more than a whiff of cronyism.

LOGGING PERMITS
The millions who logged into the ZOE Covid-19 symptom tracker "to help the NHS" also helped transform the potential fortunes of the firm that runs the app.

SANCTIONS FLUSTER
Despite the rhetoric, no one in government actually knows how effective efforts have been to freeze the assets of sanctioned oligarchs.

CAS IN HAND
Why calls for sports bodies to ban Russia and Belarus from competition may fall flat when appeals are heard at Switzerland's Court of Arbitration for Sport.

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Stage fight
More drama at the Actors’ Benevolent Fund

It’s an epidemic
PPE fraud during the pandemic

Pipeline dreams
Why Russian gas still flows west

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