Issue 1526
commentatorballs “You were sixth last season – the highest of any driver outside the top three…”
STEVE JONES
C4

“He has been a Trojan horse in midfield”
IAN DARKE
BT Sport

“David Silva is the new hero. The only player who could take that mantelpiece is de Bruyne”
MICAH RICHARDS
BBC1

“It’s come off the back of his back”
MICAH RICHARDS
BBC1

“Inter Miami meets Orlando City for the first time in this traditional Florida derby”
ADRIAN HEALEY
ESPN

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