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SERVICE ELEVATORS
Rachel Reeves might have ordered a crackdown on use of consultants in government, but PwC is somehow still winning lucrative contracts.

NAME DROPPING
A business-funded think tank with New Labour links is calling for the government to create a revamped and renamed version of PFI.

QUADS IN
A hedge fund that is keen on green issues gave Labour £4m in May – but it's also not short of investments in polluting companies.

FUEL'S ERRAND
In criticising Labour's decision to means-test winter fuel payments, the TaxPayers' Alliance forgot that it was exactly what it had been calling for.

COURT NAPPING
The government is cutting the days on which crown courts can sit over the next year, despite a huge backlog of cases waiting to be heard.

HOUSING NEWS
No sooner had the government published its Renters' Rights Bill than the alarm was sounded about landlords selling up and quitting the private rented sector.

THE NEW BOYS
Labour's Dan Norris defeated his nemesis Jacob Rees-Mogg on election night, but he is facing criticism over his plan to stay on as West of England mayor.

STEWARDS INQUIRY
Public body UKGI has led a charmed life, despite events exposing the limitations of bankers with short-term financial outlooks holding public assets.

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